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The “lust” of my life sent me this email and I thought I’d share it with you. It sounds sooo typical of us…
Dear friends,
I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking….
Scared the sh** out of me.
So that’s it!
After today, no more reading.
Tags: dangers of heavy drinking, drinking humor, drunken mindset, Recovery Humor
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A good friend (who sometimes visits here - ah hem) forwarded this to me today (sounds familiar);
The Cuckoo Clock
“Shortly after I got married, I was invited out for a “night out with the boys.” I told the wife that I would be home by midnight… I Promise!
Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog […]
The Lurking Notion
(page 33) “If we are planning to stop drinking, there must be no reservation of any kind, nor any lurking notion that someday we will be immune to alcohol.”
Thinkers Anonymous
“It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then — just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led […]
So there were these two Italian guys, Vito and Angelo. Vito and Angelo were born the same day, the same year, in the same hospital, lived and grew up in the same apartment building on the same block in Brooklyn, NY.
Of course they went to school together, were in the same classes, hung out together, […]
From the Grapevine’s Click-A-Joke;
Definite Proof, September 1958, Volume 15 Issue 4
COUNSEL (to police witness): “But if a man is on his hands and knees in the middle of the road, that does not prove he is drunk.”
Policeman: “No, sir, it does not. But this one was trying to roll up the white line!”
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Once Over Lightly, […]
My friend Rich sent me this one so blame him… lol
Bed Sheets!!!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He […]
From the AA Grapevine, Vol. 57 Issue 6, November 2000;
NERVOUS ABOUT HEARING HIS FIRST FIFTH STEP, a young priest asked an older priest to sit in on the session. After the AA member had described a few of his experiences, the older priest motioned the young one to step out into the hall.
“Cross your arms […]
From the humor section of the online Grapevine;
The joke of the month from the March Grapevine…
“They got me for a D.U.I. last night,” the drunk raged to his friends. “But I think I’ll win this case. They were profiling!”
“Profiling?” questioned his buddies.
“Yeah, last night the cops were stopping everyone driving on the sidewalk.”
Richard M., Golden, […]
Found at the AA History site;
“Butt Prints In The Sand”
One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.
But then some stranger prints appeared..
And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?
Those prints are large and round and neat,
But Lord, they […]
A very elderly gentleman, (mid nineties) very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel smelling slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well looked-after image, walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady (mid eighties).
The gentleman walks over, sits alongside of her, […]
Here are the steps we took, which are suggested as a program of recovery.
A Dozen Steps
A Hearty Life
Alzheimer's Notes
Astronomy Buff
Autism Vox
Breaking the Mirror
Breastfeeding 1-2-3
Cancer Commentary
Daily Tomorrow
Diabetes Notes
Eating Fabulous
Genetics & Health
Grounded Fitness
Health and Men
Healthbolt
Help My Hurt
Kids Health Notes
Lively Women
Mental Health Notes
Pink Ribbon Review
Veggie Chic
Weighting Line
Womb Within
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